Playing guitar didn’t get me any girls.

I started playing guitar when I was 12. And 23 years later, it’s yet to deliver any of the female attraction I was hoping for. Oh, woe is me!

Maybe I blame all those VH1 Behind The Music episodes.

They got me all excited: Every guitarist raved about their popularity with the opposite sex. As a hormonal middle schooler, I had no…

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Hassan S. Ali

Hassan S. Ali

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I write comedy things. the ha & lol. Also a founding editor of Slackjaw on Medium.