Okay, team meeting!
Gonna need you guys to drop what you’re doing and listen up.
That means you, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
Because I, Monday, your coworker, have something to say.
I was tempted to just do this on our “Days Of The Week” team Slack channel. But, no, this is too important. Gotta be done face to face.
That quiver in my voice is not nervousness. No, my peers. Be not mistaken. It is pride, strength, and courage.
For I, Monday, am finally standing up for myself.
Imma get right to it. I’m done getting shat on. I demand respect. The respect I deserve.
All everyone’s ever done is hate on me, complain about me, put me down, dread me, eye-roll about me, audibly sigh about my existence, draw frowny faces on my calendar box, curse at me… the list goes on.
It’s relentless. It’s also totally crossing the line.
And after doing a lot of inner work on myself, I’ve decided I’m not going to tolerate it any longer.
Put yourself in my position.
That is, the literal position between Sunday and Tuesday.