Man no use loofas or eat Luna Bars!

Man pound on desk and rip off shirt!

Hassan S. Ali
3 min readOct 12, 2018

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One time, I, man, was offered Luna Bar. I turned bar down because “Luna Bar for women,” I said. Ingredients looked good. But no, I would not eat. “What if bar turn me into woman?” my caveman mind think.

Few years ago, lady I was dating introduced me to thing called “loofa.” It was purple. It looked like sea creature…

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Hassan S. Ali

I write comedy things. the ha & lol. Also a founding editor of Slackjaw on Medium.