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I am 400-month-old baby and wants my mommy
Some days I don’t wanna be 34-year-old adult man.
I wanna be 400-month-old baby who just wants his momma.
Lately I been stressed.
I been pushed out of comfort zone. Which is both great and really hard.
Month ago, was promoted unexpectedly at work. More responsibilities. But also more EXCITE!
Yes me excited, just like baby excited to take first steps.!!!
But baby no have to deal with: managing people, signing invoices, leading a team and making sure they happy, delegating taksks, making unpopular decisions, having people disagree and question you, and doing it all while somehow taknig care of self too.
And oh my googoogaagaa, so many more meetings!
Plus more ouchies:
This week I sprained neck while exercising, so big ouch whenever i move head. Feel weak and fatigued.
Doctor say my bad (LDL) cholesterol a bit high, said “eat healthier and exercise.” But I don’t wanna cook. Cooking take so much time and effort, just spoonfeed me. Plus, isn’t exercise what hurt my neck in first place?!!?!
Sigh.
Just make my booboos all better, mom.
