An Introvert’s Wild Friday Night

Buckle in, mofo’s. Because this introvert is about to blow you away with my plans for a wild-ass Friday night.

While you’re out hittin’ up “da clurb,” I’ll be in a “clurb” of my own: My lit AF apartment. It’s quiet as hell. So much thumping silence. The perfect conditions for getting super crunk on the latest book I’m reading as I sip on some chamomile tea.